Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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tiny.ag/oeren2sf · ★★☆☆ Fair (443 ratings) · submitted 1997
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.
tiny.ag/dlbjkpva · ★★☆☆ Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997
Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.
tiny.ag/9qotdgih · ★★☆☆ Fair (684 ratings) · submitted 1999
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
tiny.ag/bqsku45n · ★★☆☆ Fair (955 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Smilee J.
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
Anaïs Nin, in Health and Disease and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/p6sl3kmh · ★★☆☆ Fair (272 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
tiny.ag/1kxrzyej · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride wortwhile.
tiny.ag/opp6altk · ★★☆☆ Fair (680 ratings) · submitted 1997
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/mglnajv0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (1274 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is impossible to love and be wise.
tiny.ag/xheulgiy · ★★☆☆ Fair (177 ratings) · submitted 1997
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
tiny.ag/frj2g3hu · ★★☆☆ Fair (581 ratings) · submitted 1997
Reject hatred without hating.
Mary Baker Eddy, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/ordtalmq · ★★☆☆ Fair (242 ratings) · submitted 1997
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
tiny.ag/wvl3nfch · ★★☆☆ Fair (493 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.
tiny.ag/tuvabnig · ★★☆☆ Fair (890 ratings) · submitted 1999
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen, in Life and Death and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/gewaqimj · ★★☆☆ Fair (279 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the death of hope.
tiny.ag/sxvbnrzm · ★★☆☆ Fair (545 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Woody Allen, Love and Death, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/gy6u0a9i · ★★☆☆ Fair (1051 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
tiny.ag/o6zxkels · ★★☆☆ Fair (158 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
tiny.ag/h2globzq · ★★☆☆ Fair (84 ratings) · submitted 1997
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
tiny.ag/fnkzalnh · ★★☆☆ Fair (107 ratings) · submitted 1997
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
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